THE SINGLE THOUGHT SAYS RELAX
MOM'S OLD-OLD ROBOT OIL
SINGLE RATA! NOW WITH TASTE!
MASS HYPNOSIS HOUR
SINGLE RATA
MOM'S NICE ROBOT FACTORY
CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS
Nibbler's Worms
The end of year celebrations.
Secure the perimeter!
Barbed lights in place?
- Confirmed. - So back off.
Santa Claus will not pass.
Not possible. Unless he smashes everything.
Robot, someone dropped off a card in your leg.
That's weird.
Normally, my mail is deposited in my ass.
REMEMBER, NEXT CHRISTMAS!
The thing that came out of nowhere.
I wonder what you will have done
and who might know.
I do a lot of stuff. Surely right now.
RESEARCH
QUOTES
LAST WARNING
Who's ready for his very first Christmas special?
Too cool!
I don't care.
Wait for me! I love when there are other kids.
This year, the rerun d'A Party for All
brought to you by Mom's Old Fashioned Blood Collector.
NOW AVAILABLE WITH OATMEAL!
Where we celebrate Christmas And Kwanzaa
And Hanukkah
There's a party for everyone
And this holiday is Christmas.
Kids, do you want to remix? this holiday episode
and hear the great story Kwanzaa-bot?
Or your favorite clumsy golem, Hanukkah Zombie?
No ! Tell us about Santa Claus.
Again ?
Yes, every year!
THE NICE ROBOT FACTORY
The Ancient Christmas Tradition dates back to the year 2801,
when la Gentille manufactures robots created a powerful mechanical Santa Claus
able to distribute more than 5 mega-gifts per second.
PROVING GROUND SECRET SANTA
They adorned him with a pair Carbon Fiber Tims
and a chrome detector wicked and nice.
M-G
He would know who deserved gifts and who deserved merciless punishment.
This may be the first mistake which they committed.
But the first distribution of gifts derailed in large widths.
His sensor malfunctioned.
It was serious...
Yippee, Santa Claus is here!
Mazette...
THANKS.
Sorry, kids.
I never wanted that you know it existed.
Good Christmas news!
I know how to fix Santa!
- Really ? - How ?
If I sneak behind his back,
I can reverse the polarity of its detector.
But Santa Claus is always on his guard,
like me.
You will never get there.
Not in space but in time it is possible.
Santa Claus does not expect only to attacks in the present,
so I messed around my time machine.
Where is she ?
The right question is: when is it?
And the answer is:
NOW !
It's awesome. She stomps on my foot, and I don't care.
I installed a manual transmission with an inverted box
to be able to go to the past as well as in the future.
My plan is to go back to 2801,
when everything went wrong,
and appear behind Santa Claus when he goes through this chimney.
This building existed in 2801?
Yes, but at the time, it was a kind of butcher's shop
where we were hanging out and we stuffed ourselves with sausages.
Anyway, once there,
I will reverse the polarity Santa's detector,
then I will return to the present.
Problem fixed.
Teacher ? Isn't it a little risky to change the past?
Mazette, yes.
I will go alone to minimize the risk someone to become his grandfather.
These things happen.
No way.
The next time you see me, Santa will be nice again.
Ciao!
Two small centuries in the past.
BACKWARD
Damn! I backed up on Mrs. McGillicuddy's time chat.
I grab the handle, I move it, and it's gone!
BACKWARD
KAUTZMAN FIRST PRIZE MEAT
DECEMBER 25, 2801 00:01
BARON VON SAUSAGE
For Santa Claus
HERR KAUTZMAN - FRAU KAUTZMAN LITTLE SCHNITZY
Hot !
Cookie.
Cookies!
ONE HUNDRED
Cookies!
I go ahead and...
BACKWARD 2801 APR. J-C
Damn. I accidentally backed up too far.
I'm going to have to take the big tour.
And here is the Big Bang upside down.
I'm crushed by all matter in existence.
And here I am in the future!
- SO ? - Without glitch.
I fixed Santa Claus!
- Great ! - Well done, teacher!
My 1st real Christmas since my cryogenics and that I never saw my family again.
Let's not get carried away.
Christmas is only eight days away.
Waiting for, we're going to work twice as hard.
Nonsense. stop pretending we have things to do here.
Everyone take a week off
and spend it with your so-called loved ones.
- It's true ? - I had forgotten my loved ones!
It's a miracle human resources.
Uncle Fry, I invite you to my cabin in the Bronx with Cubert.
My family would like to meet Fry.
They have already met him, he didn't make a big impression on them.
I will abuse the hospitality of some, then that of others.
- So, Bender... - No.
We are the only ones without family.
- We could... - No !
- ...spend time together ? - Together, you say?
Let me think a... No!
No ! Sorry. I thought you were still talking.
UGLY - FESTIVE
ASBESTOS
WELCOME
It's just you and me moldy sandwich man.
CHICKEN FLAVOR KENTUCKY CIGARETTES
Hello, here, Let's calculate the actor.
Hi it's me, your very best friend, Bender.
- See you? - How did you get this number?
I didn't have it. I dial all the numbers.
Continue.
Dirty bolt!
- Bender. - Yes ? Actually no !
I have garbage milk.
And not the one for the kids.
GARBAGE MILK
- What is it? - All !
Nutmeg with ?
Nutmeg ? yuck!
It's strong, say so!
How many drinks have we had?
None. This is the effect of emanations.
It's not fair !
Everyone else is having fun with their filthy families.
My species dies reproducing,
if I had family, I'd be dead.
And who cares?
Not me.
In my opinion, nice santa spoils christmas.
I would cut it into slices.
I would put my foot in it in the circuits, but it is not there.
But he was been here.
Every Christmas, it appears in the hole of fire.
Let's drive the time machine drunk and take it down!
He cannot distribute gifts this Christmas!
And the stupid parties of our friends will be spoiled.
Hold on. We do well to kidnap Santa Claus
or we say that because we are drunk?
We're doing... well.
Yes.
Let's go to Christmas last year!
I am immortalized in song.
cookies?
And here we are, Christmas last year.
Get it!
And my ass, is it concrete?
Get off me, bad boys!
Let's put it in the meat fridge!
Do we have a meat fridge?
Oh, damn it.
Try to spread joy now big Christmas ham!
We are geniuses!
I am geniuses.
Bender is the best Bender is the best
You know, Zoidberg, you're not as bad as I thought.
It really touches me.
We woke up the meat.
- What do we do ? - The time machine.
Good idea.
Get ready for a sweet night!
He is dead.
We killed Santa Claus.
You killed Santa Claus.
Robot...
REMEMBER, NEXT CHRISTMAS 2!
It was supposed to be a fun kidnapping.
What do we do ?
Got to get rid of the body.
In general, it's fun.
Row, row, row!
Well, all that remains is to weigh it down for it to flow.
20KG
It does not work.
225KG
Always nothing.
Are you going to sink in the end?
NNY FONT
Hands up, dinghies.
It's what, this big turd which floats?
I admit, we have you...
We dump toxic waste, officers.
Gotta balance them.
Carry on, night scavengers.
Dwight, I'll teach you the recipe the Conrad Christmas nesting turkey,
cooked in alphabetical order.
Alright. Let's start with the duck,
then the turkey and finally... I'm missing an E and an F.
My husband, are we using a flamingo this year?
At $20 a pound? No thank you.
- It does not work. - Pull harder!
I flush hard enough!
He has other ideas the corpse disposal expert?
At least I have ideas.
What do you suggest?
Let's try an acid bath.
- Sounds relaxing, but... - No,
to dissolve the body of Santa Claus.
The professor has acid in his lab.
I'll fill this trash bag.
By the way, are we on the ground floor?
Here is the traditional feast my family's Christmas.
The dolphin giggles.
A cool turtle cooked in a fermented dolphin.
It will end up in a sheaf in vomit.
Dad ! Keep the truth to yourself.
- Where does the smell of whale's ass come from? - Sauce.
BARON VON SAUSAGE
You ruined everything. It was you who wanted kidnap Santa Claus!
Oh yes ? You helped me a lot!
So shut up and carry on shove it through the meat grinder!
Bender, look! That works !
Where's my pliers?
Come together, dear loved ones, I am going to cook
the Farnsworth-style nesting turkey with this poultry 3D printer.
As long as it is three-dimensional, I will eat it.
First, the liquid chicken.
Then the duck filaments.
And finally, a fresh whole turkey.
I printed it out earlier.
I'm off or I'll be late with Leela's parents.
Do you have skis?
No, but I can print some.
How to make nesting turkey if the refrigerator is empty?
This fridge is broken. It's our guest room.
We serve fresh turkey.
There are swarms that roam the sewers.
Is it hard to catch?
No, they have a death instinct.
Sorry for the delay. As I was hungry, I ate my skis.
Fred, there you are.
Do you remember my parents and my grandmother.
Yes. The rose of the sewers.
Leela, if you don't marry her, me, I will.
Where are Bender and Zoidberg?
What ? I believed them with you.
They have to relax in front of a fire.
The only rational option, is to eat Santa Claus.
- Not true ? - I don't know !
It's the Christmas nightmare.
We should never have been friends.
We are not friends and we never have been!
But we danced and killed.
I cut it out.
Do you want the wing or the thigh?
Surprise !
Nonsense!
There is nobody.
Leave a message after the beep.
Open up or we sing!
Bender, we have company!
A second ! I tidy up a bit!
Come in. Everything is normal.
Merry Christmas, friends.
We did not know no one invited you.
We came as soon as we knew how many losers you are.
Punch?
No, I'll take a booze.
Who is hungry ?
Each of us brought her favorite Christmas meal.
- The nesting turkey. - The nesting dolphin.
How nice of you for dropping off those weird dishes
and leave immediately. Ciao.
Dinner is served !
It's pretty, isn't it? Looks like a magazine.
Bender, since when did you have three legs?
It's a spare leg, in the event of a breakdown on the highway.
Why this après-ski?
Finally an old-fashioned Christmas, happy and full of gifts for all.
I hope to have the Batman brief.
Santa should be here soon.
The guilt overwhelms me. I confess! Santa Claus doesn't...
What ? What is this ringing?
He is coming.
It's the nice Santa Claus!
Certainly ! Because I fixed it.
He looks less dead than we thought.
I don't understand. It's still bad.
I went back in time to reverse its naughty and nice detector.
What have you done, old man?
I pass for a complete Fry.
Santa's detector was like the one on this salad bowl.
When it was built, he was in the right position.
But in the past, I shot it.
Me ! Saperlotte.
I made Santa bad.
You monster!
You have all been very mean.
Especially you, Mandy.
Sorry to have forgotten to feed the hamster!
Arm yourself!
cookies?
And here we are, Christmas last year.
Get it!
And my ass, is it concrete?
Get off me, bad boys!
Who are these beautiful boys, and what are they doing to poor Santa Claus?
It's us, you idiot!
It wasn't Christmas last year, it was the next Christmas,
so, this Christmas!
Good God, Bender. I'm a doctor, no time machine expert.
I speak on behalf of all by saying:
"Eh ?"
I can not stand it anymore ! We...
We kidnapped and killed Santa Claus!
We didn't want to, but still.
Stop whining, pickles! You are heroes!
- What? - The professor set him to kill!
You saved us... all 19.
Are we heroes?
I want, my nephew!
Bender is the best Bender is the best
Bender! Zoidberg and you have you become friends?
It's so cute.
No way !
It's a collective hallucination!
Where did Santa Claus go?
You drink in it.
There is a thing which I still don't understand.
The creepy words have been written by which meat bag?
REMEMBER, NEXT CHRISTMAS 2 BIS!
Me !
I sent the words from the future.
Because I killed you?
No, so that you remember what you did next Christmas.
You became friends with Zoidberg, so I'm making you sing.
No. No !
Are you taking Amy's Venmo?
- Yes. - Hey !
Cookies!
Yo, robot Santa, I'ma rock you my Christmas list Futurama 3023.
Ready, guys? I will be nice.
Kwanzaa-bot, yeah
Aboule 12 Slurm to sip Eleven Benders who will burp
Ten episodes to rock Nine Scruffy for scrubbing
Eight Soaked Leela Seven Zoidberg Wastes
Hanukkah and Kwanzaa It's the same fight
Time Buddies
Golden champagne Fry's Dog Dead
Two nesting turtles
And an ending song for me
IN MEMORY OF COOLIO
Subtitles: Luc Kenoufi